- Me: I still can't believe Gerard is 35
- Mum: Is he? well... that means he's old enough for me
- Me:
- Mum:
- Me:
- Mum: Imagine that. Ooh meet your new step dad
- Me:
- Mum: And Uncle Mikey too
- Me:
- Mum:
- Me:
- Mum:
- Me: Don't do that again
- me: why does this have so many notes



